If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer . . .
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
- Shel Silverstein.
This is the (at times unsettling) story of a man named Jack Roman ...
the cracked curio, and pied piper of misfit toys.